Yeah, so I saw the little brawl you people put on outside.  And I've got to say...

... That was just sad.  I mean, really.  Was that supposed to be impressive?  I've seen drones fight with more enthusiasm than that.

You want a real show?  You'd have called in this 'bot right here.  But I guess you're not that smart after all.

So... is there anything to actually do around here?  Or are we just supposed to sit on our collective afts and whine to each other on a network or whatever the scrap I'm talking to?

And while we're at it, where am I supposed to refuel, anyway?  I am a fine piece of sentient machinery, I can't run on fumes.  Not that I'd expect a bunch of organics to ( Read more... )